CalvStar

I'm a celebrity get me out of here

By Bunsen

Bring out the Z listers……

Maybe I am being a little harsh but is it me or are the contestants on IACGMOOH getting worse each year.

This year has the usual oddballs with a mixture of eye candy and feisty characters.

One has already dropped out before we start (Malcolm McLaren) but the others carry on regardless.

So here are the contestants:

• Anna Ryder Richardson – reality design show presenter
• Cerys Matthews – from Catatonia fame (you give me road rage luv)
• John Burton Race – no I don’t know who he is either
• Lynne Franks – Bossy PR guru in the Germain Greer mould
• Jason Brown – Ex 'Five' band member
• Mark Bannerman – Ex east-ender and run out of work
• Rodney Marsh – outspoken ex footballer
• Janice Dickinson – Ex supermodel and partial nudist (watch this space, but she is 52!)
• Gemma Atkinson – ex-soap star that looks great

As usual there are a lot of female teen voters so I can’t understand why Gemma Atkinson is favourite, but I will monitor that.

My advice to you is to sit tight, wait for a few days until the bushtucker trials kick in and we will see what they are all made of.

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• WIN 2.36pts - 2pts back Biggins to win @2.18

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